OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING
AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE
WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH
GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME
ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS
You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something !
So yay !
No need to follow anyone!
Just click HERE, and then click Vote.
Then like / reblog this after! ( reblogs more noticed )
Im promoting honest people who actually voted to gain T O N S!
( im trying to win concert tickets and i’ve never been to one before so i’d appreciate it so much if you’d vote guys )
Find out why i want this so bad HERE
my name is zak bagans
i never believed in toast until i ate it for breakfast
so i set out on a quest to recreate what i once ate without burning it
with no fancy toaster oven sitting on the counter
i am joined only by my chipped plate and my butter knife
the three of us will turn the toaster up to the highest temperature setting
where the bread will spend an entire three minutes being cooked from soft to crispy
these are our toast adventures
Jessica Lee wins everything with the most epic use of the periodic table ever.
Forever reblogs. Nerdisms
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
I’m watching the newest Ghost Adventure episode and Zak called it a chicken farm. So I’m like “oh, cool. Chickens.” It’s a whorehouse. Cock farm=chicken farm. It took me like five minutes to get it.
Oh my God. I thought the Mustang Ranch was a legit chicken farm and I was like, “Huh, what a weird place for a brothel” BUT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW